scroll snap ⌄

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

I am serious and don’t call me Shirley

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

You sit on a throne of lies

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

I’m not insane. My mother had me tested

Stupid is as stupid does

Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here.

To infinity and beyond!

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

fin